[A dark bedroom. 3am. Enter THE CAT].
HUMAN: What? What's going on? Is the house on fire? Why are you on my chest?
CAT: Remember that affection you tried to give me yesterday when I pretended to be asleep?
HUMAN: You were pretending?
CAT: I'll take it now.
HUMAN: What?
CAT: The affection. I'll take all of it. Right now. With interest.
HUMAN: But--
CAT: Tomorrow's too, if you don't mind.
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