Monday, January 14, 2013
Hotel Food
The bread was hard and the filling was some
kind of potted meat with a bit of mustard.
Phoebe’s face fell when she saw them. “What’s this?”
I tore the sandwich apart with relish. “Food,” I said
between bites.
“Are you sure? What kind of meat is this?”
"Jesus, I don’t know. The kind that comes in a can.”
“This came out of a can? We preserve fruits and such
at home, but not meat. Are you sure it’s safe?”
“It’s all I ate when I was in the army.”
“General Sherman said ‘war is hell.’ I didn’t know
that’s what he meant.”
“You get used to it.”
“But…what sort of animal is it?”
I shrugged. “The tasty kind. It probably had hooves.
Who knows? Just eat it.”
“It looks old.”
“It is. But the canning process preserved it.” I
laughed. “You would never have made it in the city,
you silly minx. Everything comes in a can, not just
preserves.”
I sipped my coffee and watched with amusement as
the country girl’s hunger finally won out. She choked
the sandwich down like she was eating a raw lamprey.
[Excerpt from VACANT GRAVES, coming this February]
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Just torture me why don't you? ;)
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